So since I've been here all that I have noticed is that Italians are thin, but they eat pasta and croissants and COOKIES FOR BREAKFAST all while NEVER going to the gym. They stay up until like 4am, but they're energetic and very feisty. They work like 30 hours a week, taking long breaks for lunch.... and then just go up and take a whole month off work the month of August for "ferie" (summer vacation)...but they somehow still are able to sustain themselves? They're not allowed to wear shorts in the city or any dress that's too short, but can wear no bra with a thin top (NIPPLE-CITY) or be topless at the beach and it's just totally chill. The Italian men, instead, enjoy thin, white, tight speedos...which is great, especially when wet -.- The Italian women also always wear high-heels or wedges in whatever terrain. We're talking cobblestone, rocks, grass, slippery mosaic pavement...ANYTHING! All of them smoke also and even when they're old they look down right fabulous.
Which leads me to believe that they're just down right magical, like the mythical creature the unicorn.
I think you're on to something here Lucia. Smoking, agile, nipple revealing, white speedo wearing, energetic insomniacs that look good and never age....must be magical for sure.
ReplyDeleteItalians ARE unicorns! It's the only logical explanation. Btw, the white Speedos thing was a bit too much for me, too. Old men shouldn't wear them. Just sayin'. Lol!
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